A Good Days Fishing?

For some folk a good days fishing involves a look at some flowers, casting a dry to a rising trout or two  – maybe even a nip of whisky. Every inch of mono is safely put away in a pocket to be disposed of later so that the riverside is not polluted !

For others it involves some wank mags, a tub of maggots and some booze in an Asda bag.

Ingredients of a great days fishing!

Ingredients of a great days fishing!

I now understand where I am going wrong!

Alas Griff Rhys Jones

I never really found Griff Rhys Jones funny even when he was part of Alas Smith & Jones – the other guy was always funnier – the fat one.

So I did not find it in the least bit funny when Jones asked canoeists and boaters to disrupt the enjoyment of anglers who are minding their own business – even though the anglers have paid for the privilege.

He later tried to retratct his comments – kinda

“I am a supporter of all angling associations and thoroughly respect the rights of fishermen to peacefully fish on riverbanks, but I am also a great supporter of canoeists and want to see as much access to the rivers of England and Wales as is readily available in Scotland and much of the rest of the world.”

Um – nice one Griff – sounds like someone wanted to cause a bit of controversy for their new show and then had to rethink – possibly encouraging members of the public to assault law abiding citizens and get involved in breach of the peace incidents does not help a complex topic that is causing a lot of people problems.

I asked Lord Kelvin what he thought of Griff and his comments – he was uncharacteristically mute on the subject…

Q. What do you think of Griff Rhys Jones comments?

Q. What do you think of Griff Rhys Jones comments?

I believe The Angling Trust and Trout Fisherman are both out for apologies.

Way to go advertising your show about rivers Griff!


I recieved an email (no name or contact details so fair game in my book) which I found kinda puzzling:

Why, you have so readily popularised fishing on river kelvin or was it inevitable, point being, banks of river even more populated by buckie swilling dope smoking idiots, fishing size 6 trebles on Sunday for brownies. Ooh where are bailiffs now.

regular folks getting pretty  fed up whats happening

Ok – Seeing as how I cannot reply conventionally I thought I would reply here and also open it up for discussion.

This email appears to be asking me if because I have a diary dedicated to the river I have somehow contributed to the problem of Buckfast drinking, cannabis smoking individuals who fish illegally. I think not – purely because I doubt these guys read my website – if I was being blamed for an increase of guys fishing with the dry fly upstream then yes I would probably hang my head in shame.

I think the rise in number of guys fishing is proportional to the number of Salmon returning to the river – it is also the closest bit of water to the local off licence which is a bonus for these guys.

Is this the clubs problem? Should the club be policing these guys? The quick answer is no – last time I checked smoking cannabis and drinking in public was illegal and should be a matter for the police – if members phoned the police often enough about these guys then the police would take a stricter view on them and probably be a bit more proactive in dealing with them.

Regarding fishing for Salmon on Sundays with trebles – well, head along to the EGM and listen to the proposals – if you reject them then you had better come up with a better solution instead of just dismissing them out of hand.

And Now For Some Great Scottish Muzic!

Ok – I am away on holidays for a bit – hopefully catching Bass, Mackeral and Sea Trout off the Cornish Coast or quite possibly catching Carp, Roach and Tench in a stocked pond.

So, no posts for a bit however I thought I would push you to buy some Scottish bands which I think are simply fantastic.

Four great Scottish bands which are well worth a listen !

Dean the Diving Decorator

Thanks to Stuart B in the forum for finding this little gem from the BBC I Player

Wildlife documentary. Dean is a painter and decorator by trade, but he dreams of being a wildlife cameraman. He’s spent the past few years filming in a freezing flooded quarry in Leicester. Although he’s an amateur, Dean’s footage of courting pike was so good it was used in The Nature of Britain. This film was made to share more of Dean’s fantastic footage. It also features Dean talking about his experiences

Great footage of Pike spawning and generally bullying each other.

Dean the Diving Decorator

Picky Pike!

Two sessions of Pike fishing since we last spoke – both strange for different reasons – both occasions I have been using my Loop Pike Booster with a floating 9WF line, 3 foot 30lb leader and a bizarre EP fibre monstrosity.

The First Session (overcast, warm – lasted 3 hours)

Scanning with Polaroids

Scanning with Polaroids

I spooked Pike – lots of them – I counted over a dozen – big ones – all spooked by lining them as I cast in amongst weeds, they shot off like rockets – they were not amused. I lost two Pike – I worked hard for those takes and both were unlucky. The first broke me off at the braided leader, I have no idea how this happened as I check all my connections before commencing fishing for the beasts. After tying on a new leader I then dropped my scissors into the murky depths, it then started raining.

Added Insult - Rain

Added Insult - Rain

Have you ever tried to cut 30lb mono with your teeth?

However the Gods were not against me for long as the second beast I cast to was spotted because its tail was sticking out the water – I cast towards it and there was another huge displacement of water behind my fly – “take it take it take it” I chanted as I continued the retrieve – it took and then dive bombed into some weeks taking several yards of fly line off my reel in a few seconds – it then broke free and my fly flew back in my face.

Weeds on the Loch

Weeds on the Loch

The Second Session (bright, sunny, stayed until dusk)

At least I caught two pike on this session – however this time I spooked no pike – like none at all – I have no idea where they were. I took along Paul (KAA Secretary) – he blanked for the first time this season, obviously due to the infamous curse of the first time fisher at a new spot.

Paul Reid - flailing away!

Paul Reid - flailing away!

Both Pike were fluked caught with extreme skill and knowledge – no picture of the first however it was a few pounds bigger than the second.



The beasts fought hard even though they are summer fish – on returning to the water they shot off like angry tigers!

A Beast!

A Beast!

At the time I decided to not go back until Autumn however maybe I am being a little quick – I am being spurred on by Scott’s excellent adventure on his secret loch.

I need to tie flies!

Cookshill Interview

Steve Cooper of Cookshill Fly Tying is “the man” when it comes to natural fly tying materials – I once telephoned him about getting some cdc, he picked up the telephone (a mobile) and said “wait a moment” BANG BANG “I am just out shooting some ducks just now”

Quality action!

A Classy Pose

A Classy Pose

I bought some deer hair off him for Comparaduns and Deer Hair Emergers – tying with his  good quality deer hair made me realise just what I had been missing – the fur was really nice to work with and made tying with deer hair almost bearable great fun.

I decided to interview Steve so over the last few months he patiently answered some sporadic questions fired at him between nappy changes.

Steve also organises the highly successful British Fly Fair which is on the 7th and 8th November in Stoke on Trent.

Is selling Fly tying materials a full time job?

Retired as a full time secondary science teacher in 2003 – now split time between Cookshill, The British Fly Fair and some supply teaching

The British Fly Fair looks like a job in itself – what exhibitors are you most looking forward to in 2009 ?

Difficult to say – we are very particular about exhibitors ( its not just a free for all ) the emphasis is on quality – the BFFI does not support a bargain bucket mentality so prevalent at other shows. All our exhibitors are fly fishing and fly tying specialists so it would be hard to single out any one set up.


The BFFI is a massive undertaking which relies on the efforts of my family and friends – the real heroes of the show. Also of vital importance are the fly tyers who travel from across the globe to demonstrate.

Do you see the format or itinerary of the fly fair changing over the next few years? For example, in the USA they have the AEG Film Tour which is very popular – http://www.flyfishingfilmtour.com/ Do you think this type of media could be incorporated into the fly fair?

I like the current BFFI format and will keep it similar with a few tweaks along the way.

I think the key thing is to maintain the great atmosphere.


No reason why something along the lines of the US media idea could not be done – as long as someone took it on board ( too high tek for me!!)

So how long have you been fishing?

Since before I can remember – my dad was a keen coarse angler and I fished from being 3 or 4. Spent all my childhood coarse fishing – caught lots of nice fish 2lb Roach, 20lb Pike, 8lb Bream etc etc.

When I was 16 my dad took up fly fishing – I followed – mainly fising the large reservoirs.

You ever fish for coarse fish on the fly?

Not deliberately – something else I need to do!

What is your favourite ? Rivers or lakes ?

Like both but fished lakes more

Now lets talk about your materials – what got you started in selling materials?

Used to tie lots of flies on a semi pro basis when I was a kid 18 +. Also did a fair bit of beating and shooting so I could get loads of pheasant tails etc . Realised what I got myself was way better than you could buy so started selling a few bits and pieces to our club where I was tying instructor. Went from there.

So where do you get most of your materials? I remember phoning you once and you were out shooting – your source most of them yourself?

Anything UK origin I source myself, from Gamedealers, game keepers, pest controllers, shooters etc. I do all the selecting, skinning, packaging etc. This gives me total quality control – hopefully resulting in a better product. I also buy in and import a few items. I do a fair bit of shooting myself and this also contributes a few bits and pieces.

I have all the dyeing custom done for me.

You must get a lot of orders – do you ship worldwide – ever get any strange requests?

Yes get all sorts of weird requests. Especially from tyers of Classic Salmon flies and North Country Spiders. Many are trying to tie flies from over 100 years ago which rely on materials from species which are now strictly protected – obviously it is not legally possible to resource such materials except from old materials collections and old taxidermy specimens. The two spider fly materials I regularly get asked for are Landrail (old name for Corncrake) and Dotterel both of which are now really rare in the UK – but were once more common and were then shot.

So do you have sources for old taxidermy specimens ?

Anywhere you can find them Ebay, Auctions, antiques fairs – usually the best finds you just stumble across.

So do you actively look for hard to get items before you are asked?

Just keep an eye open for the unusual stuff – if you find it their are always people on the waiting list.

Anything strange on your list just now?


Florican Bustard
Blue Chatterer
Colobus Monkey
etc etc

Most will never be obtained unless some old collections come available

Got any final words?

Just that I think that flytyers sometimes fail to appreciate natural materials – they are all beautiful in their own right – not just something to use with careless abandon in the pursuit of catching more fish!

I have got to ask you to explain that one Steve – you mean that there is more to materials than catching fish – like the beauty of a nice feather or the softness of fur?

Correct – and they come from living things which are pretty amazing too!

Is there anything you have ever refused to supply?

Not really – as long as its legal

So there ya go – Steve can get you just about any legal fly tying feather you are after – he also puts a lot of hard work into organising the British Fly Fair.

Imagine having Steve as your teacher at school – probably one of the most enjoyable lessons going (between smoking sessions behind the PE block)

A Contemplative Man

So Sunday evening I had a big family meal – full of fajitas I decided I wanted to go and catch some fish – problem was I could not be bothered getting my shit together to catch some trout – I stringed up my Loop Pike Booster and “ahem” boosted a few hundred yards from my front door to the Forth N Clyde canal.

The Pike were not playing ball – even the perch were just chasing my fly – every now and then I would spook tiny jacks by just walking past them.

I had one hook up and that was too a cruising Pike that was just simply swimming along in plain sight – it was maybe three feet long (you measure Pike in feet not inches) and was cruising a few inches under the surface at walking speed. I walked along next to it for 20 feet and then I ran ahead – no pictures of the green submarine as my heart was pounding like a steam engine – I cast at the beast and stripped my fly past its snout – it changed direction and snapped at the fly – it was on.

Here Be Monsters

Here Be Monsters

Two things happened.

1. I thought how the hell am I going to land this beast as there was about 3 feet of vegetation between us and I was two feet above it

2. The beast jumped clean out the water – gave me a glare straight from the depths of hell and spat my fly back at me.

I walked home a contemplative man.

The last time I fished…

Bemused at lack of trout action...

Bemused at lack of trout action...

Sea Lamprey’s in the Kelvin (Sex Show)

I was given this lovely video of Sea Lamprey’s  in the Kelvin last night by Charlie Dunn – he braved the “Heebie Jeebies” to follow them and film them having sex on his mobile phone.

More info on Sea Lampreys can be found here.

This has got to be a good sign for the cleanliness of the river.

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