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A joke!!

7 November, 2005 by Alistair

Kiwi bloke walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm. ‘Darling’, he says, ‘this is the pig I have sex with when you’ve got a headache’. Girlfriend lying on the bed says, ‘I think you’ll find that’s a sheep, not a pig’. The bloke says, ‘and I think you’ll find I wasn’t talking to you’.

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3 thoughts on “A joke!!”

  1. karol says:
    8 November, 2005 at 3:24 am

    got any rugby jokes?

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  2. Alex says:
    8 November, 2005 at 10:59 am

    A great way to fill in those long hours as we wait for next season.

    Here’s one for ya;

    Q) Why did the Baker have brown hands??

    A) Because he was kneading a poo!!!

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  3. Alistair says:
    8 November, 2005 at 6:38 pm

    #BANS YOUR IP#

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