I was out for a jog this morning and came across this rather brave heron. My route takes me along the canal so it must be fairly used to seeing folk.
Usually when I see them and they see me on the Kelvin we are separated by a good hundred yards or so – this cheeky wee monkey calmly watched me cruise past.
Jog?
Cruise past?
You should have thrown your burger at him.
You sir …. are a cu…