The Urban Fly Fisher

Taken from a forum I Frequent!!#

20 - No matter how much whisky you’ve had, you can still Fish.
19 - A limp rod is still useful while Fishing.
18 - You don’t have to hide your Fishing magazines.
17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once
in a while.
16 - The Ten Commandments don’t say anything against Fishing.
15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you don’t
have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.
14 - Your Fishing partner doesn’t get upset about people you fished with
long ago.
13 - It’s perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.
12 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you don’t have to feel guilt
about imagining the two of you Fishing together.
11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn’t available, he/she won’t object if
you Fish with someone else.
10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by
yourself.
9 - When dealing with Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are
really an undercover cop.
8 - You don’t have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighbourhood to buy
Fishing stuff.
7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing
jokes, and invite co-workers to Fish with you without getting sued for
Fishing harassment.
6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.
5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don’t have to subscribe
to the Playboy channel.
4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your
life.
3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in
it.
2 - You don’t have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy
your favourite activity.
1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, “Not again? We just fished last
week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?