When we were out fishing the other day Steven stumbled upon a dead sheep. Well, when I say stumbled I mean he was fishing away happily and noticed a funny smell – a rotting sheep was amongst some reeds on the bank. We all had a good look at it through our trusty monocular (boy are we glad they came in useful) and pondered the sheep’s fate and the possible mishaps that led it to be a woolly carcass at the side of the river. Probably washed down during a spate and may well get moved further on the next time there is a lot of rain.
We all got to talking about the horrors that could occur if you did not notice the sheep and what could happen as the season progresses.
You walk along, fail to see dead sheep, stumble and fall face first into the carcass.
You walk along, fail to see the wooly mass, stumble and raise hands which sink into the dead sheep’s carcass.
Dead sheep is washed down the river only to take up residency at the top of a very nice pool – trout then get fixated on eating maggots – you have no accurate bluebottle imitations.
Noticing a large amount of fly life and trout taking flies around dead sheep you cast towards it thus hooking it – on trying to dislodge your fly the dead sheep starts drifting down the current towards you.
You have no yarn to make an indicator and the only available wool is on the……..dead sheep.
I will give accurateÂ reports on the dead sheep’s progress as the season progresses – If it is still there.
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Hang on a moment – I was re-reading my favourite blogs and came across this post on the most excellent FlyFish MagazineÂ Â Classic !
I notice that no other bloggers in my little genre decided to try and pull the wool over anyones eyes, I did not even blog but waited until the next day to post a report. I checked out Opax who gave us all a non progress report for his new fly rod project - was that a joke ? what the heck I enjoyed it anyway !
There was no suchÂ tomfoolery over at Trout Underground for April 1st – it was hard facts
Â Iâ€™m dragging together the usual outsized pile of gear for a todayâ€™s trip, so my report on Saturdayâ€™sÂ outing will be brief.
Â …with a lovely picture of a March Brown Comparadun. Did you tie that up Tom ? psst you know we could arrange a little bloggers fly swap !
He ends with:
I could write a lot more, but Iâ€™d rather go fishing instead. Hope you understand.
We do Tom, we do !
What a strange day we had fishing yesterday. We decided to hit our other favourite river for a full day session.
We arrived on the water at around 0900 and it was cold- the sun was out and it was a clear blue sky (always a bad sign) but there was a cold wind. It was so cold in fact that I had to go and put my jacket on over my fleece.
Suffice to say, a couple of grayling played with my dry fly and I felt one “whum whum whum” on a nymph under an indicator before it was off. There were large amounts of stoneflies on the water which I thought looked mighty tasty and the odd Large Dark Olive drifted past unmolested by any trout – “what the hell” we thought ” If I was a trout I would gobble them up. Alex found a stick covered in nymphs and snails.
At least it looks like spring has in fact sprung, by 12 there was horseflies on the field and some butterflies dancing around the banks – it really was rather nice.
Mike showed up at around 12 with his brother Steven (mini Mike) – Mike proceeded to show us some rather acrobatic trick casts which I tried to take a video of but came out rubbish. We wandered back to the car and up the road with thoughts around from here on in it only gets better. Possible the next time I will be fishing will be next Monday- I am going off to sunny Birmingham for the weekend with some possible walks planned.
A husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage. The counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they’ve been married. She goes on and on and on. Finally, the counselor gets up, goes around the desk, embraces the woman and kisses her passionately. The woman shuts up and sits quietly in a daze. The counselor turns to the husband and says “That is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do that?” The husband thinks for a moment and replies, “Well, I can get her here Monday and Wednesday, but on Friday, I fly fish for trout.”
Another night at my fly tying class last night, very interesting.
On the way back home I got to discussing with Alex another river that we fish and just how special it actually is. The river is split with reeds and islands and weed beds making the currents form hundreds of small pools, riffles and runs. It is essentially like fishing hundreds of small streams all at once. Very tricking fly fishing. Very technical as you are constantly thinking about drag and the trout are especially spooky (Alberto loves it and disapproves strongly of me even posting a picture – it is a very fragile environment). The wading is the stuff of nightmares big boulders, small boulders, sudden drop offs and occasional sandy drop offs. Last season I had a bad time as I was using rubber boots which meant I slipped all over the place but this year I have my new boots from Orvis with felt soles so should be ok.
We got to reminisce about a session we had at the tail end of the season when basically everything seemed to go just right – every time we looked up we seen another rising trout and it did not matter one jot whether we landed another trout as we had so many anyway.
I stood below a little crease in the water – it was maybe a yard wide and a couple of yards long where I caught around 4-5 trout each one as plump as the one I had before. I stood there for around half an hour thinking that there must be a limitless amount of trout coming from this little riffle. I was loathe to move on because as soon as I thought the crease was fished out another trout would come to me.
We got to thinking and talking about the amount you learn about trout behaviour and what you know you have to do and simply don’t put into practice. This year Mike and I have pretty much decided should be the Year of Stealth and with this I got to thinking about the way we approach this river. For a start we approach it over a hill and are in full view of around 200 yards of river. Are the trout spooked by this? There are cows wandering around the field so do the trout think we are just a funny cow (something I assume they are used to seeing) Should we be getting on our hands an knees and crawling the last hundred yards to the river or is simply walking quietly without making any sudden movements enough?
Sunday is our first trip of the season to this little section of river and I just think we might put some of these thoughts into action. The weather looks good and is looking to be April temperatures – well – the average April temp is around 11oc and Sunday is to be 12-13 so the heat should be enough to get some Large Dark Olives on the water and maybe some trout rising. I don’t want to hex the start of the season but it does kind of look like we are having a nice Spring which boads well for part two of what may become an annual “Big River Bonanza” at the end of April.
Thank monkeys it is Friday – I have had a hellish week at work – I swear the only thing that keeps me going sometimes is knowing that somewhere a few miles from where I am there is a rising trout.
I see The Complete Fisher has had a new front end making it into a hub rather than simply a forum.
A short report.
Hit the Upper Clyde yesterday with a pal. It was bright sunshine with a chill in the air. There was a few Large Dark Olives coming off the water but did not see any trout rising at all.
As you can see, Allan is about as stealthy as Emanuelle when it comes to river fishing
On speaking to the bailiff we were told that we were about two weeks early for “proper” fly fishing. He had a creel with a couple of fat trout he had caught using Gadgers ie large stonefly nymphs. He had also caught a few Grayling up to around the 2lb mark which left us looking a bit inadequate.
I also tried out my new chest pack – supplied by those kind people over at Orvis.
I am putting together a review over the next week or so. I have spent the last couple of weeks getting to know all its wee secretsÂ which i will share with you when I have thoroughly put it through its paces.
I always like finding fly fishing sites to do with the rivers off the River Clyde. When I started Urban Fly Fishing on the Kelvin all those years ago i was very lonely all by myself- now a quick run through gives us this little list..
Urban Fly Fishing on the Kelvin – sister site to this blog
Pale Watery – A place dedicated to Fly Fishing on Rivers for Brwon Trout and Grayling – a lovely site from a man that fishes the Clyde
Fishing The Leven - If you suspect the Trout and Salmon magazine reports may be misleading you then you can be sure Robbie tells it as it is !
Walton Angling Club – Covers a section of the White Cart
River Clyde Fisheries Management Trust Ltd – Its objective is to maintain, protect, improve and develop the River Clyde and its tributaries upstream of the Erskine Bridge as a fishery for the good of the public.I wish they would turn off that music !
Loch Lomond Angling Inprovement Assocciation - The Big Daddy on the West of Scotland – covers Loch Lomond, River leven, River Endrick, River Fruin. The motto I believe is “Buy Ticket or Die” Only kidding – I am just pointing out they do actually have a very vigilant bailiff force – a proper one, with warrant cards and everything – not like the Kelvin which does not have any actual bailiffs just wardens who have no powers at all.
The Avon Angling Club – A new site for the River Avon. I fished their last year with a pal, very nice.
You guys know any more ?
I recieved an email today telling me I have been nominated in the ‘Best of Brit Blog Awards’ in the Sports section.
‘The Best of Brit Blog Awards 2007™(BOBBs) launched on the 22nd February to find and reward the UKs most talented writers on the blogosphere. Ask.com, one of the UKs leading internet search engines, has teamed up with a number of celebrity judges including Alan McGee and Channel 5s Jason Bradbury to launch this initiative and get Britain blogging.
You can check out what the competition is all about here
The awards are split into eight popular categories; Fashion, Travel, Sport, Politics, Art and Entertainment, Technology, Youth (under 18s) and the Weird and Wonderful (to be decided by a public vote). Each category will be judged by a panel of celebrity judges from each field. Confirmed judges include:
Arts and Entertainment Alan McGee (Founder, Creation Records)
Fashion – Brenda Polan (Fashion Journalist/Broadcaster)
Sport Alastair Cook (England Cricketer)
Politics Ed Vaizeye (Conservative MP)
Travel Tom Hall (Lonely Planet Spokesperson)
Technology – Jason Bradbury (Gadget Expert)
Youth Shaa Wasmund (Founder of mykindofspace and Bebo)
Thankyou whoever nominated me – I really appreciate it