Marriage Counseling

A husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage. The counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they’ve been married. She goes on and on and on. Finally, the counselor gets up, goes around the desk, embraces the woman and kisses her passionately. The woman shuts up and sits quietly in a daze. The counselor turns to the husband and says “That is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do that?” The husband thinks for a moment and replies, “Well, I can get her here Monday and Wednesday, but on Friday, I fly fish for trout.”

3 comments to Marriage Counseling

  • Jim Burns

    Good one Alistair, I must be doing something right as my wife has just booked me a 7 day fish ing holiday in June up at Scourie. Either that or she’s hoping I get lost looking for some of the lochs. Better take a compass.

  • Alex

    One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. “Tie me up,” she purred, “and you can do anything you want.”

    So he tied her up and went fishing