Kelvin Work Party – now with added free booze and girls*

Every time there is a River Kelvin Angling Association work party there is always some excuse why I cannot attend – just like this Sundays. The wife is away to Spain on a hen gig and I am left with the kids. Anyway, I always ask for folk to take photos and send me them, guess how many I have been sent.

Times requested = dozens

Photos received = 0

I always ask for photos as at the last three work parties a bunch of semi clad young women turned up with free beer and gave away money*

So if you fancy going kamikaze on some bushes with a chainsaw then read this:

On Sunday the 9th of September we will be carrying out some improvement work, all members are invited to drop by and lend a hand. We will be meeting at Balmore Bridge at 10.30am. Depending on how many numbers we have we may decide to tackle more than one particular stretch. Come along even if it’s just to say hello. Equipment will be provided. Wear old clothes and wellies if you have them!

I have arranged for some strippers from a local club that I attend on a regular basis to attend to give us moral support, Alistair cannot make it unfortunately however I will not moan at him as he is an all round good guy who we appreciate greatly. He is also struck with a severe case of the handsomes!

Kind regards
Paul

Remember you can read more Kelvin Angling Association news on the site.

*May be a lie.

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