“Greys warranty sucks”

Sitting on the train my phone rings, unknown number. I pick up.

“Is that Alistair?” said a very polite voice.

“Yes”

“I got your number from a pal, I wanted to tell you something”

“Yes?”

“Greys warranty still sucks” he said and then hung up!

True story.

In position….

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The Ladies? Oh you mean the bottom scum sucking leaches right?

Grayling on the bank

I love Grayling, I just hate people talking about them as if they were anything but a fish.

I had chat with my pal Campbell about this on the phone as I staggered up the road from the train station home after a hard days grafting.

Grayling fishing a few years ago used to be […]

Strangest photo on Urban Fly Fisher of 2012 is…

I was wondering why its testicles were so small…

Freaky Friday Fishing Photos!

Welcome to Friday!

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Peeing in waders?

Jeffrey Priest over at Taunted by Waters was talking about how once an angler gets to a certain age having good access (like a zip) in the front of waders can be handy as you need to go for a pee quickly. Getting to the riverbank, taking off your vest, taking down your waders, opening […]

Shock Expose:Hardy used subliminal sex messages in its adverts!

(I wrote this post back in February 2011 – I have no idea whether they still use sex to sell fly fishing gear #grin#)

Oh Hardy – you used to be all butlers and stupidly expensive reels – where did it all go horribly wrong?

So I got home […]