Ack Ack!

How come suddenly loads of bams in Scotland think they can go fishing because Boris is suddenly their Westminster master. He also said they should all go back to work but I’m not seeing a big rush to obey that little command.

The Ladies? Oh you mean the bottom scum sucking leaches right?

I love Grayling, I just hate people talking about them as if they were anything but a fish. I had chat with my pal Campbell about this on the phone as I staggered up the road from the train station home after a hard days grafting. Grayling fishing a few years ago used to be…

Peeing in waders?

Jeffrey Priest over at Taunted by Waters was talking about how once an angler gets to a certain age having good access (like a zip) in the front of waders can be handy as you need to go for a pee quickly. Getting to the riverbank, taking off your vest, taking down your waders, opening your…

Shock Expose:Hardy used subliminal sex messages in its adverts!

(I wrote this post back in February 2011 – I have no idea whether they still use sex to sell fly fishing gear #grin#) Oh Hardy – you used to be all butlers and stupidly expensive reels – where did it all go horribly wrong? So I got home from a hard day of shopping…