A joke!!

Kiwi bloke walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm. ‘Darling’, he says, ‘this is the pig I have sex with when you’ve got a headache’. Girlfriend lying on the bed says, ‘I think you’ll find that’s a sheep, not a pig’. The bloke says, ‘and I think you’ll find I wasn’t talking to you’.


  1. A great way to fill in those long hours as we wait for next season.

    Here’s one for ya;

    Q) Why did the Baker have brown hands??

    A) Because he was kneading a poo!!!

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