Kiwi bloke walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm. ‘Darling’, he says, ‘this is the pig I have sex with when you’ve got a headache’. Girlfriend lying on the bed says, ‘I think you’ll find that’s a sheep, not a pig’. The bloke says, ‘and I think you’ll find I wasn’t talking to you’.
A joke!!
November 7th, 2005 · 3 Comments · Life!
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1 karol // Nov 8, 2005 at 3:24 am
got any rugby jokes?
2 Alex // Nov 8, 2005 at 10:59 am
A great way to fill in those long hours as we wait for next season.
Here’s one for ya;
Q) Why did the Baker have brown hands??
A) Because he was kneading a poo!!!
3 Alistair // Nov 8, 2005 at 6:38 pm
#BANS YOUR IP#
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