Marriage Counseling

A husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage. The counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they’ve been married. She goes on and on and on. Finally, the counselor gets up, goes around the desk, embraces the woman and kisses her passionately. The woman shuts up and sits quietly in a daze. The counselor turns to the husband and says “That is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do that?” The husband thinks for a moment and replies, “Well, I can get her here Monday and Wednesday, but on Friday, I fly fish for trout.”

That Friday Feeling

Another night at my fly tying class last night, very interesting.

On the way back home I got to discussing with Alex another river that we fish and just how special it actually is. The river is split with reeds and islands and weed beds making the currents form hundreds of small pools, riffles and runs. It is essentially like fishing hundreds of small streams all at once. Very tricking fly fishing. Very technical as you are constantly thinking about drag and the trout are especially spooky (Alberto loves it and disapproves strongly of me even posting a picture – it is a very fragile environment). The wading is the stuff of nightmares big boulders, small boulders, sudden drop offs and occasional sandy drop offs. Last season I had a bad time as I was using rubber boots which meant I slipped all over the place but this year I have my new boots from Orvis with felt soles so should be ok.

We got to reminisce about a session we had at the tail end of the season when basically everything seemed to go just right – every time we looked up we seen another rising trout and it did not matter one jot whether we landed another trout as we had so many anyway.

I stood below a little crease in the water – it was maybe a yard wide and a couple of yards long where I caught around 4-5 trout each one as plump as the one I had before. I stood there for around half an hour thinking that there must be a limitless amount of trout coming from this little riffle. I was loathe to move on because as soon as I thought the crease was fished out another trout would come to me.

We got to thinking and talking about the amount you learn about trout behaviour and what you know you have to do and simply don’t put into practice. This year Mike and I have pretty much decided should be the Year of Stealth and with this I got to thinking about the way we approach this river. For a start we approach it over a hill and are in full view of around 200 yards of river. Are the trout spooked by this? There are cows wandering around the field so do the trout think we are just a funny cow (something I assume they are used to seeing) Should we be getting on our hands an knees and crawling the last hundred yards to the river or is simply walking quietly without making any sudden movements enough?

Sunday is our first trip of the season to this little section of river and I just think we might put some of these thoughts into action. The weather looks good and is looking to be April temperatures – well – the average April temp is around 11oc and Sunday is to be 12-13 so the heat should be enough to get some Large Dark Olives on the water and maybe some trout rising. I don’t want to hex the start of the season but it does kind of look like we are having a nice Spring which boads well for part two of what may become an annual “Big River Bonanza” at the end of April.

Thank monkeys it is Friday – I have had a hellish week at work – I swear the only thing that keeps me going sometimes is knowing that somewhere a few miles from where I am there is a rising trout.

The Complete Fisher

I see The Complete Fisher has had a new front end making it into a hub rather than simply a forum.

Looks nice :-)

The Clyde – two weeks early

A short report.

Hit the Upper Clyde yesterday with a pal. It was bright sunshine with a chill in the air. There was a few Large Dark Olives coming off the water but did not see any trout rising at all.

As you can see, Allan is about as stealthy as Emanuelle when it comes to river fishing :-)

On speaking to the bailiff we were told that we were about two weeks early for “proper” fly fishing. He had a creel with a couple of fat trout he had caught using Gadgers ie large stonefly nymphs. He had also caught a few Grayling up to around the 2lb mark which left us looking a bit inadequate.

I also tried out my new chest pack – supplied by those kind people over at Orvis.

I am putting together a review over the next week or so. I have spent the last couple of weeks getting to know all its wee secrets  which i will share with you when I have thoroughly put it through its paces.

Websites related to the Clyde

I always like finding fly fishing sites to do with the rivers off the River Clyde. When I started Urban Fly Fishing on the Kelvin all those years ago i was very lonely all by myself- now a quick run through gives us this little list..

Urban Fly Fishing on the Kelvin – sister site to this blog

Pale Watery – A place dedicated to Fly Fishing on Rivers for Brwon Trout and Grayling – a lovely site from a man that fishes the Clyde

Fishing The Leven - If you suspect the Trout and Salmon magazine reports may be misleading you then you can be sure Robbie tells it as it is !

Walton Angling Club – Covers a section of the White Cart

River Clyde Fisheries Management Trust Ltd – Its objective is to maintain, protect, improve and develop the River Clyde and its tributaries upstream of the Erskine Bridge as a fishery for the good of the public.I wish they would turn off that music !

Loch Lomond Angling Inprovement Assocciation - The Big Daddy on the West of Scotland – covers Loch Lomond, River leven, River Endrick, River Fruin. The motto I believe is “Buy Ticket or Die” Only kidding – I am just pointing out they do actually have a very vigilant bailiff force – a proper one, with warrant cards and everything – not like the Kelvin which does not have any actual bailiffs just wardens who have no powers at all.

The Avon Angling Club – A new site for the River Avon. I fished their last year with a pal, very nice.

You guys know any more ?

Original Genuine Chadwicks 477

 There is some original genuine chadwicks 477 wool on ebay. This is the wool that is used to make Sawyer’s Killer Bug which is a simple maggot-like pattern, yet seemingly for those that can get a hold of this wool it lives up to its name “Killer Bug” every season.

Sawyer said, “The successful attraction of this pattern is due to the fact that the particular ‘darning wool’ used, completely changes colour when wet.”

You can see a representation over at Danica

Why dont you bid on it, tye some up and send me some- check out this listing on  Ebay

[tags]killer bug,Sawyer,Genuine Chadwicks 477 [/tags]

‘Best of Brit Blog Awards’

I recieved an email today telling me I have been nominated in the ‘Best of Brit Blog Awards’ in the Sports section.

‘The Best of Brit Blog Awards 2007™(BOBBs) launched on the 22nd February to find and reward the UKs most talented writers on the blogosphere. Ask.com, one of the UKs leading internet search engines, has teamed up with a number of celebrity judges including Alan McGee and Channel 5s Jason Bradbury to launch this initiative and get Britain blogging.

You can check out what the competition is all about here

The awards are split into eight popular categories; Fashion, Travel, Sport, Politics, Art and Entertainment, Technology, Youth (under 18s) and the Weird and Wonderful (to be decided by a public vote). Each category will be judged by a panel of celebrity judges from each field. Confirmed judges include:

Arts and Entertainment Alan McGee (Founder, Creation Records)
Fashion – Brenda Polan (Fashion Journalist/Broadcaster)
Sport Alastair Cook (England Cricketer)
Politics  Ed Vaizeye (Conservative MP)
Travel  Tom Hall (Lonely Planet Spokesperson)
Technology – Jason Bradbury (Gadget Expert)
Youth  Shaa Wasmund (Founder of mykindofspace and Bebo)

Thankyou whoever nominated me – I really appreciate it :-)

The Fly Line of Many Colors

Opax has gone all cosmic on us.

Fish Wild – April 2007 Online

The April edition of Fish Wild is now online.

I particulary like Mike Connors article on what makes somebody an angler.

What many people completely fail to understand is that the number or size of fish is basically irrelevant to a true angler. Indeed, a true angler will quite happily spend hours trying to catch minnows, or even just watching a fish!

Get the full article here.

A View From the Bridge – Moored?

Tom Jervis over at A View From the Bridge is calling it a day due to ship based work being commercially sensitive . Tom’s writing and most excellent sense of humour has kept me amused for a good few years now.

I will return with a different format at a later date so for the moment, fuck off ! and close the door behind you.

The good news though is his job regulary changes so at some point in the future we again may see his interesting photography.

If you have not seen his site I urge you to head over and check it out.

[tags]a view from the bridge,ship photography,sea photos [/tags]

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