I want to discuss with you communication difficulties. Now the other day I got SHE WHO MUSY BE OBEYED to give me a lift up to the Glasgow Angling Centre to get some of that sealant stuff for my waders. On the way I mentioned that it would mean that I would be fishing on Sunday at the earliest. Now, I think that was a bit of a hint that I would be going fishing today. Anyway, yesterday I was texting someone about fishing on Sunday and I mentioned that the river was looking good after the dayâ€™s rainâ€¦I said I was looking forward to fishing the river on Sunday. Now I think that was another hint about going fishing today. Last night on my way home I asked her if she would drop me off at the river and she said no she was going out for a long runâ€¦..to me that was a bloody obvious hint that I was going fishing todayâ€¦.
So why when I woke up this morning, rolled over why did my beloved say â€œwhat are we going to do todayâ€¦.something nice?â€
I said â€œI â€¦erâ€¦Iâ€™m going fishingâ€
â€œYOU NEVER TOLD ME THATâ€